fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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