then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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