She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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