I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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