My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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