Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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