god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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