i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the day after is always just damage control
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize