The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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