I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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