So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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