So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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