We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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