if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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