Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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