i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
