So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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