go do what you do best...puke behind churches
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
