Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If that was your dad, he is hot
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
