when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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