This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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