wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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