You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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