just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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