i jhust puked up my retainher.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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