Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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