Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
They have beer where we have blood.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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