It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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