Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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