Betty ford says i'm here all night
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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