Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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