She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
