The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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