Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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