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(216): View more from Ohio

ok i said sorry. what else do you want?

(740): View more from Ohio

100 blowjobs

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(954): View more from Florida

Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?

(787): View more from Puerto Rico

No, it just says ur easy

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(515): View more from Iowa

You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.

(1-515): View more from Iowa

Deal!

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(775): View more from Nevada

No, you can still breathe under the balls.

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(760): View more from California

If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.

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(541): View more from Oregon

It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now

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(815): View more from Illinois

Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.

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