you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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