Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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