For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize