id be glad to
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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