I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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