Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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