Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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