did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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