So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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