drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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