That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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