what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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