Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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