Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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