So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I understand Curling. That high.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize