Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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