im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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