I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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