Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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