all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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