butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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