maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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