He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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