You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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