I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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